labias:

vinegod:

When you trip and your spaghetti falls out your pocket by KingBach

i hate this

slurp-the-blood-spit-the-flesh:

Franz Reichelt jumps off the Eiffel Tower wearing the parachute that he designed and invented. (Needless to say that he died.)February 4th 1912, Paris, France.

slurp-the-blood-spit-the-flesh:

Franz Reichelt jumps off the Eiffel Tower wearing the parachute that he designed and invented. (Needless to say that he died.)
February 4th 1912, Paris, France.

amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

stunningpicture:

This? Oh it’s just a bread cone filled with mac n’ cheese and topped with bacon. No biggie.

stunningpicture:

This? Oh it’s just a bread cone filled with mac n’ cheese and topped with bacon. No biggie.

maniclaughter:

raggediandi:

ghostgif:

when you yell “puppy!” at a lil dog and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”

When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old dog and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little dog thank you for noticing! !”

lay1306:

desperatembrace:

purrityring:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

my anaconda dont

Can i just say—hoW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT??


probably tought it was just cramps

Oh no. No no.

lay1306:

desperatembrace:

purrityring:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

my anaconda dont

Can i just say—hoW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT??

probably tought it was just cramps

Oh no. No no.

saassu:

Lets have a romantic dinner

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